Which Airline

[TWA/VIE]

A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport

A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.

He decides that she's probably an off-duty flight attendant, so he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto: 'We'll take more care of you'

The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.

He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: 'Winning the hearts of the world'.

Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto:
'Going beyond expectations'.

The woman looks at him with a snarl and says: 'What the f*ck do you want?'


'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. 'EL-AL'

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