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LOWA · Post by **LOWA** » 15. Feb 2005, 19:18

MEA ............................. Most Empty Airline

PIA ............................. Please Inform Allah

OLYMPIC ............................. Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash

SAS ............................. Sex After Service

To be continued ...

LOWW1 · Post by **LOWW1** » 15. Feb 2005, 23:37

LUFTHANSA = Let Us Fuck The Hostess As No Stewart Available

AUA = All U Anger

MAT = Make Another Trip

SAA = Safe And Alive

TAP = True Air Power

EL AL = Everyone Leave All Luggage

THAI = Travel Home Aids Infected

LG
Martin

z142 · Post by **z142** » 16. Feb 2005, 00:43

KLM = Keiner lebt mehr (warum? Am Funk sagens ja auch immer "Tot sins")

LOWA · Post by **LOWA** » 16. Feb 2005, 08:25

Noch einer zu

El Al .................. Entführer Landen Als Leichen

phieps · Post by **phieps** » 16. Feb 2005, 20:51

Da kann ich auch noch was beisteuern:

ALITALIA: Always Late In Take-off And Late In Arrival
SABENA: Such A Bloody Experience Never Again
LUFTHANSA: Let Us Fuck The Hostess And Never See Again
AUA: Absolute Unnecessary Airline oder Aussteigen,
Umsteigen, Autobus
http://www.hlf.de: World wide warning. havarist low fuel. declares emergency

davidkunz/VIE · Post by **davidkunz/VIE** » 16. Feb 2005, 21:44

Delta: Doesn't even leave the airport.
TAP: The accident planes.
LAN: Leaves at night.
SN: Such Nonsense
LOT: Leider ohne Toiletten
BMI: Breiter Mittelgang inkludiert
NWA: Nobody wants again.
TWA: Today we're American! (Sorry TW741 :cry:

)
CSA: Cruel Service Ahead.
Go!: Get off!
CAAC: "China and Aviation.": Contradiction.

Ich weiß, ein paar sind nicht so gut, bis auf den ersten alle von mir.

LOWW1 · Post by **LOWW1** » 16. Feb 2005, 22:11

ALOHA = Always Lost On High Approach

LG
Martin

N5528P · Post by **N5528P** » 21. May 2005, 11:30

SABENA = Such A Bloody Experience Never Again
ALITALIA = Aircraft Landed In Tokyo, All Luggage In Atlanta

Ich hab da irgenwo eine Datei mit diesem Schwachsinn, wenn ich das nur finden würde in meinem Saustall.

LG, Bernhard

LOWA · Post by **LOWA** » 21. May 2005, 11:52

ALITALIA kenne ich auch noch als

Always Late in Take Off Always Late in Arrival

TWA/VIE · Post by **TWA/VIE** » 8. Jul 2005, 16:22

KLM komm lieber morgen

AI allah informed

ELAL every landing always late

Schönes WE

M

LOWA · Post by **LOWA** » 2. Nov 2005, 13:30

Habe das hier gerade von einer lieben Kollegin erhalten - danke, Sandra!

I arrived with SABENA, do you know what it means??

'Such A Bloody Experience Never Again'

SAS Sex and Sandwiches oder Slow And Stupid

TAP Take Another Plane

SWISSAIR Sie Werden Immer So Schuften Auch Im Ruhestand

LUFTHANSA Let Us Fuck The Hostess As No Steward Available

LOT Lots Of Trouble

KLM Keep Loving Me

EL AL Every Landing Always Late oder Expects Landing
Abraham’s Land

AUA Aussteigen Umsteigen Autobus oder Another Useless Airline

AUSTRIAN Auch Unsere Spätzünder Transportieren Reine Idioten Allerwelt Nichtwahr ?

BRITISH AIRWAYS British Asses In Rich Wealth Allow Your Sexappeal

DELTA Didn’t Even Leave The AirportDon’t Ever Lease This Aircraft

IBERIA I Believe Every Route Is Awful

J A L Just Always Late oder Japs Are Lazy

OLYMPIC Onassis Loves Your Money Paid In Cash

UA Useless Airline

QUANTAS Queers And Nymphs Trained As Stewards

TYROLEAN Take Your Ruddy Old Leaky Aircraft Nowhere

TWA Try Walking Across oder Two Weeks After

VARIG Virgins Are Rare In Guadeloupe